Glookies and Fat Bastard are two popular American cannabis varieties known for their unique characteristics. In this comprehensive comparison, we analyze their differences in genetics, aroma, potency, plant structure, and yield to help you choose the option that best fits your preferences.
Comparison Table
| Characteristic | Glookies | Fat Bastard |
|---|---|---|
| THC | 22 - 26% | 30 - 34% |
| CBD | Low -2% | Low - 0.2% |
| Seed Type | Feminized | Autoflowering |
| Phenotype | 30% Sativa / 70% Indica | 50% Sativa / 50% Indica |
| Lineage | Gorilla Glue x Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies | Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis |
| Yield Indoor | 2.30 - 2.62 oz/ft2 | 700 - 800 g/m2 | 1.31 - 1.97 oz/ft2 | 400 - 600 g/m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | 21.16 - 28.22 oz/plant | 600 - 800 g/plant | 4.41 - 10.58 oz/plant | 125 - 300 g/plant |
| Height | 4.92 ft | 1.5 m | 4.92 ft | 1.5 m |
| Climate | Temperate | Temperate |
| Harvest Month | All Season | All Season |
| Flowering Time | 8 - 10 weeks | 8 - 10 weeks |
| Flavor | Diesel, Lime | Fruity, Skunk |
| Effects | Energetic, Euphoric, Relaxed | Euphoric, Powerful, Relaxed |
| Medical | Fatigue, Muscle Spasms, Stress | Anxiety, Fatigue, Migraines |
| Terpenes | Alpha Humulene, Alpha Pinene, Beta Caryophyllene, Beta Myrcene, Linalool, Terpinolene | Alpha Humulene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene |
Genetics and Origin
The genetics of Glookies come from Gorilla Glue x Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, creating a 30% Sativa / 70% Indica profile. This genetic combination provides unique characteristics that make it stand out among American cannabis varieties.
In contrast, Fat Bastard combines Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis, resulting in a 50% Sativa / 50% Indica composition. The difference in genetic background creates distinct growth patterns and final product characteristics between these two strains.
Terpenes, Aroma and Flavor
Glookies stands out with diesel, lime notes. Its terpene profile includes alpha humulene, alpha pinene, beta caryophyllene, beta myrcene, linalool, terpinolene, creating a complex sensory experience that appeals to connoisseurs looking for distinctive aromatic profiles.
Fat Bastard offers fruity, skunk characteristics. With terpenes like alpha humulene, caryophyllene, myrcene, this variety provides a different sensory journey, making it ideal for those seeking specific flavor profiles.
Production, Structure and Yield
Glookies produces dense flowers with excellent resin production. Indoor yields range around 2.30 - 2.62 oz/ft2 | 700 - 800 g/m2, while outdoor cultivation can achieve 21.16 - 28.22 oz/plant | 600 - 800 g/plant. The plant reaches approximately 4.92 ft | 1.5 m and is well-suited for temperate climates.
Fat Bastard develops a robust structure with vigorous growth. Indoor production is around 1.31 - 1.97 oz/ft2 | 400 - 600 g/m2, with outdoor yields reaching 4.41 - 10.58 oz/plant | 125 - 300 g/plant. With a height of 4.92 ft | 1.5 m, this variety thrives in temperate conditions.
Which Variety is Right for You?
Glookies is ideal for those seeking diesel, lime flavors and energetic, euphoric, relaxed effects. With THC levels of 22 - 26% and a flowering time of 8 - 10 weeks, it's a great choice for growers looking for a 30% sativa / 70% indica experience.
Fat Bastard better suits those who prefer fruity, skunk profiles and euphoric, powerful, relaxed characteristics. Offering 30 - 34% THC with a flowering period of 8 - 10 weeks, this variety delivers a 50% sativa / 50% indica profile.
Final Conclusion
Both Glookies and Fat Bastard are excellent choices, each with unique characteristics. If you're looking for diesel, lime notes and energetic, euphoric, relaxed effects, Glookies is your best option. If you prefer fruity, skunk characteristics with euphoric, powerful, relaxed properties, Fat Bastard will be the perfect fit.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Glookies better than Fat Bastard?
Neither is objectively "better" - it depends on your preferences. Glookies offers 22 - 26% THC with diesel, lime flavors, while Fat Bastard provides 30 - 34% THC with fruity, skunk characteristics.
What's the difference between Glookies and Fat Bastard genetics?
Glookies comes from Gorilla Glue x Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, while Fat Bastard is a cross of Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis. This creates different phenotype profiles: 30% Sativa / 70% Indica vs 50% Sativa / 50% Indica.
Which has better aroma, Glookies or Fat Bastard?
Glookies features diesel, lime notes, while Fat Bastard offers fruity, skunk aromas. The choice depends on your personal preference for terpene profiles.
Is Glookies more productive than Fat Bastard?
Glookies yields approximately 2.30 - 2.62 oz/ft2 | 700 - 800 g/m2 indoors, while Fat Bastard produces around 1.31 - 1.97 oz/ft2 | 400 - 600 g/m2. Both offer excellent production under optimal conditions.
What are the effects of Glookies vs Fat Bastard?
Glookies is known for energetic, euphoric, relaxed effects, while Fat Bastard provides euphoric, powerful, relaxed characteristics. Both have distinct terpene profiles that contribute to their unique experiences.
Which variety flowers faster?
Glookies has a flowering time of 8 - 10 weeks, compared to Fat Bastard's 8 - 10 weeks. This difference can be important when planning your growing schedule.
Can I grow both varieties together?
Yes, both Glookies and Fat Bastard can be grown together. However, note that Glookies reaches 4.92 ft | 1.5 m while Fat Bastard grows to 4.92 ft | 1.5 m, so plan your space accordingly.
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