Stoned Panda and Cafe Racer are two popular American cannabis varieties known for their unique characteristics. In this comprehensive comparison, we analyze their differences in genetics, aroma, potency, plant structure, and yield to help you choose the option that best fits your preferences.
Comparison Table
| Characteristic | Stoned Panda | Cafe Racer |
|---|---|---|
| THC | 30 - 32% | 26 - 29% |
| CBD | Low - 0.2% | Low - 0.3% |
| Seed Type | Feminized | Feminized |
| Phenotype | 85% Sativa / 45% Indica | 70% Sativa / 30% Indica |
| Lineage | Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte | Granddaddy Purple x GSC |
| Yield Indoor | 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 | 1.15 - 1.48 oz/ft2 | 350 - 450 g/m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant | 24.69 - 28.22 oz/plant | 700 - 800 g/plant |
| Height | 9.84 ft | 3 m | 6.23 ft | 1.9 m |
| Climate | Continental | Temperate |
| Harvest Month | All Season | All Season |
| Flowering Time | 10 - 12 weeks | 8 - 10 weeks |
| Flavor | Earthy, Fruity, Sweet | Citrus, Earthy, Grape |
| Effects | Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed | Happy, Relaxed, Talkative |
| Medical | Depression, Pain, Stress | Fatigue, Muscle Spasms, Stress |
| Terpenes | Beta Caryophyllene, D-limonene, Linalool, Myrcene | Camphene, Linalool, Beta Caryophyllene, D-limonene, Terpinolene |
Genetics and Origin
The genetics of Stoned Panda come from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, creating a 85% Sativa / 45% Indica profile. This genetic combination provides unique characteristics that make it stand out among American cannabis varieties.
In contrast, Cafe Racer combines Granddaddy Purple x GSC, resulting in a 70% Sativa / 30% Indica composition. The difference in genetic background creates distinct growth patterns and final product characteristics between these two strains.
Terpenes, Aroma and Flavor
Stoned Panda stands out with earthy, fruity, sweet notes. Its terpene profile includes beta caryophyllene, d-limonene, linalool, myrcene, creating a complex sensory experience that appeals to connoisseurs looking for distinctive aromatic profiles.
Cafe Racer offers citrus, earthy, grape characteristics. With terpenes like camphene, linalool, beta caryophyllene, d-limonene, terpinolene, this variety provides a different sensory journey, making it ideal for those seeking specific flavor profiles.
Production, Structure and Yield
Stoned Panda produces dense flowers with excellent resin production. Indoor yields range around 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2, while outdoor cultivation can achieve 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant. The plant reaches approximately 9.84 ft | 3 m and is well-suited for continental climates.
Cafe Racer develops a robust structure with vigorous growth. Indoor production is around 1.15 - 1.48 oz/ft2 | 350 - 450 g/m2, with outdoor yields reaching 24.69 - 28.22 oz/plant | 700 - 800 g/plant. With a height of 6.23 ft | 1.9 m, this variety thrives in temperate conditions.
Which Variety is Right for You?
Stoned Panda is ideal for those seeking earthy, fruity, sweet flavors and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects. With THC levels of 30 - 32% and a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, it's a great choice for growers looking for a 85% sativa / 45% indica experience.
Cafe Racer better suits those who prefer citrus, earthy, grape profiles and happy, relaxed, talkative characteristics. Offering 26 - 29% THC with a flowering period of 8 - 10 weeks, this variety delivers a 70% sativa / 30% indica profile.
Final Conclusion
Both Stoned Panda and Cafe Racer are excellent choices, each with unique characteristics. If you're looking for earthy, fruity, sweet notes and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, Stoned Panda is your best option. If you prefer citrus, earthy, grape characteristics with happy, relaxed, talkative properties, Cafe Racer will be the perfect fit.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Stoned Panda better than Cafe Racer?
Neither is objectively "better" - it depends on your preferences. Stoned Panda offers 30 - 32% THC with earthy, fruity, sweet flavors, while Cafe Racer provides 26 - 29% THC with citrus, earthy, grape characteristics.
What's the difference between Stoned Panda and Cafe Racer genetics?
Stoned Panda comes from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, while Cafe Racer is a cross of Granddaddy Purple x GSC. This creates different phenotype profiles: 85% Sativa / 45% Indica vs 70% Sativa / 30% Indica.
Which has better aroma, Stoned Panda or Cafe Racer?
Stoned Panda features earthy, fruity, sweet notes, while Cafe Racer offers citrus, earthy, grape aromas. The choice depends on your personal preference for terpene profiles.
Is Stoned Panda more productive than Cafe Racer?
Stoned Panda yields approximately 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 indoors, while Cafe Racer produces around 1.15 - 1.48 oz/ft2 | 350 - 450 g/m2. Both offer excellent production under optimal conditions.
What are the effects of Stoned Panda vs Cafe Racer?
Stoned Panda is known for euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, while Cafe Racer provides happy, relaxed, talkative characteristics. Both have distinct terpene profiles that contribute to their unique experiences.
Which variety flowers faster?
Stoned Panda has a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, compared to Cafe Racer's 8 - 10 weeks. This difference can be important when planning your growing schedule.
Can I grow both varieties together?
Yes, both Stoned Panda and Cafe Racer can be grown together. However, note that Stoned Panda reaches 9.84 ft | 3 m while Cafe Racer grows to 6.23 ft | 1.9 m, so plan your space accordingly.
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