Stoned Panda and Fat Bastard are two popular American cannabis varieties known for their unique characteristics. In this comprehensive comparison, we analyze their differences in genetics, aroma, potency, plant structure, and yield to help you choose the option that best fits your preferences.
Comparison Table
| Characteristic | Stoned Panda | Fat Bastard |
|---|---|---|
| THC | 30 - 32% | 30 - 34% |
| CBD | Low - 0.2% | Low - 0.2% |
| Seed Type | Feminized | Autoflowering |
| Phenotype | 85% Sativa / 45% Indica | 50% Sativa / 50% Indica |
| Lineage | Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte | Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis |
| Yield Indoor | 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 | 1.31 - 1.97 oz/ft2 | 400 - 600 g/m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant | 4.41 - 10.58 oz/plant | 125 - 300 g/plant |
| Height | 9.84 ft | 3 m | 4.92 ft | 1.5 m |
| Climate | Continental | Temperate |
| Harvest Month | All Season | All Season |
| Flowering Time | 10 - 12 weeks | 8 - 10 weeks |
| Flavor | Earthy, Fruity, Sweet | Fruity, Skunk |
| Effects | Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed | Euphoric, Powerful, Relaxed |
| Medical | Depression, Pain, Stress | Anxiety, Fatigue, Migraines |
| Terpenes | Beta Caryophyllene, D-limonene, Linalool, Myrcene | Alpha Humulene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene |
Genetics and Origin
The genetics of Stoned Panda come from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, creating a 85% Sativa / 45% Indica profile. This genetic combination provides unique characteristics that make it stand out among American cannabis varieties.
In contrast, Fat Bastard combines Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis, resulting in a 50% Sativa / 50% Indica composition. The difference in genetic background creates distinct growth patterns and final product characteristics between these two strains.
Terpenes, Aroma and Flavor
Stoned Panda stands out with earthy, fruity, sweet notes. Its terpene profile includes beta caryophyllene, d-limonene, linalool, myrcene, creating a complex sensory experience that appeals to connoisseurs looking for distinctive aromatic profiles.
Fat Bastard offers fruity, skunk characteristics. With terpenes like alpha humulene, caryophyllene, myrcene, this variety provides a different sensory journey, making it ideal for those seeking specific flavor profiles.
Production, Structure and Yield
Stoned Panda produces dense flowers with excellent resin production. Indoor yields range around 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2, while outdoor cultivation can achieve 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant. The plant reaches approximately 9.84 ft | 3 m and is well-suited for continental climates.
Fat Bastard develops a robust structure with vigorous growth. Indoor production is around 1.31 - 1.97 oz/ft2 | 400 - 600 g/m2, with outdoor yields reaching 4.41 - 10.58 oz/plant | 125 - 300 g/plant. With a height of 4.92 ft | 1.5 m, this variety thrives in temperate conditions.
Which Variety is Right for You?
Stoned Panda is ideal for those seeking earthy, fruity, sweet flavors and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects. With THC levels of 30 - 32% and a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, it's a great choice for growers looking for a 85% sativa / 45% indica experience.
Fat Bastard better suits those who prefer fruity, skunk profiles and euphoric, powerful, relaxed characteristics. Offering 30 - 34% THC with a flowering period of 8 - 10 weeks, this variety delivers a 50% sativa / 50% indica profile.
Final Conclusion
Both Stoned Panda and Fat Bastard are excellent choices, each with unique characteristics. If you're looking for earthy, fruity, sweet notes and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, Stoned Panda is your best option. If you prefer fruity, skunk characteristics with euphoric, powerful, relaxed properties, Fat Bastard will be the perfect fit.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Stoned Panda better than Fat Bastard?
Neither is objectively "better" - it depends on your preferences. Stoned Panda offers 30 - 32% THC with earthy, fruity, sweet flavors, while Fat Bastard provides 30 - 34% THC with fruity, skunk characteristics.
What's the difference between Stoned Panda and Fat Bastard genetics?
Stoned Panda comes from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, while Fat Bastard is a cross of Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis. This creates different phenotype profiles: 85% Sativa / 45% Indica vs 50% Sativa / 50% Indica.
Which has better aroma, Stoned Panda or Fat Bastard?
Stoned Panda features earthy, fruity, sweet notes, while Fat Bastard offers fruity, skunk aromas. The choice depends on your personal preference for terpene profiles.
Is Stoned Panda more productive than Fat Bastard?
Stoned Panda yields approximately 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 indoors, while Fat Bastard produces around 1.31 - 1.97 oz/ft2 | 400 - 600 g/m2. Both offer excellent production under optimal conditions.
What are the effects of Stoned Panda vs Fat Bastard?
Stoned Panda is known for euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, while Fat Bastard provides euphoric, powerful, relaxed characteristics. Both have distinct terpene profiles that contribute to their unique experiences.
Which variety flowers faster?
Stoned Panda has a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, compared to Fat Bastard's 8 - 10 weeks. This difference can be important when planning your growing schedule.
Can I grow both varieties together?
Yes, both Stoned Panda and Fat Bastard can be grown together. However, note that Stoned Panda reaches 9.84 ft | 3 m while Fat Bastard grows to 4.92 ft | 1.5 m, so plan your space accordingly.
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