Stoned Panda and Glookies are two popular American cannabis varieties known for their unique characteristics. In this comprehensive comparison, we analyze their differences in genetics, aroma, potency, plant structure, and yield to help you choose the option that best fits your preferences.
Comparison Table
| Characteristic | Stoned Panda | Glookies |
|---|---|---|
| THC | 30 - 32% | 22 - 26% |
| CBD | Low - 0.2% | Low -2% |
| Seed Type | Feminized | Feminized |
| Phenotype | 85% Sativa / 45% Indica | 30% Sativa / 70% Indica |
| Lineage | Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte | Gorilla Glue x Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies |
| Yield Indoor | 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 | 2.30 - 2.62 oz/ft2 | 700 - 800 g/m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant | 21.16 - 28.22 oz/plant | 600 - 800 g/plant |
| Height | 9.84 ft | 3 m | 4.92 ft | 1.5 m |
| Climate | Continental | Temperate |
| Harvest Month | All Season | All Season |
| Flowering Time | 10 - 12 weeks | 8 - 10 weeks |
| Flavor | Earthy, Fruity, Sweet | Diesel, Lime |
| Effects | Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed | Energetic, Euphoric, Relaxed |
| Medical | Depression, Pain, Stress | Fatigue, Muscle Spasms, Stress |
| Terpenes | Beta Caryophyllene, D-limonene, Linalool, Myrcene | Alpha Humulene, Alpha Pinene, Beta Caryophyllene, Beta Myrcene, Linalool, Terpinolene |
Genetics and Origin
The genetics of Stoned Panda come from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, creating a 85% Sativa / 45% Indica profile. This genetic combination provides unique characteristics that make it stand out among American cannabis varieties.
In contrast, Glookies combines Gorilla Glue x Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, resulting in a 30% Sativa / 70% Indica composition. The difference in genetic background creates distinct growth patterns and final product characteristics between these two strains.
Terpenes, Aroma and Flavor
Stoned Panda stands out with earthy, fruity, sweet notes. Its terpene profile includes beta caryophyllene, d-limonene, linalool, myrcene, creating a complex sensory experience that appeals to connoisseurs looking for distinctive aromatic profiles.
Glookies offers diesel, lime characteristics. With terpenes like alpha humulene, alpha pinene, beta caryophyllene, beta myrcene, linalool, terpinolene, this variety provides a different sensory journey, making it ideal for those seeking specific flavor profiles.
Production, Structure and Yield
Stoned Panda produces dense flowers with excellent resin production. Indoor yields range around 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2, while outdoor cultivation can achieve 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant. The plant reaches approximately 9.84 ft | 3 m and is well-suited for continental climates.
Glookies develops a robust structure with vigorous growth. Indoor production is around 2.30 - 2.62 oz/ft2 | 700 - 800 g/m2, with outdoor yields reaching 21.16 - 28.22 oz/plant | 600 - 800 g/plant. With a height of 4.92 ft | 1.5 m, this variety thrives in temperate conditions.
Which Variety is Right for You?
Stoned Panda is ideal for those seeking earthy, fruity, sweet flavors and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects. With THC levels of 30 - 32% and a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, it's a great choice for growers looking for a 85% sativa / 45% indica experience.
Glookies better suits those who prefer diesel, lime profiles and energetic, euphoric, relaxed characteristics. Offering 22 - 26% THC with a flowering period of 8 - 10 weeks, this variety delivers a 30% sativa / 70% indica profile.
Final Conclusion
Both Stoned Panda and Glookies are excellent choices, each with unique characteristics. If you're looking for earthy, fruity, sweet notes and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, Stoned Panda is your best option. If you prefer diesel, lime characteristics with energetic, euphoric, relaxed properties, Glookies will be the perfect fit.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Stoned Panda better than Glookies?
Neither is objectively "better" - it depends on your preferences. Stoned Panda offers 30 - 32% THC with earthy, fruity, sweet flavors, while Glookies provides 22 - 26% THC with diesel, lime characteristics.
What's the difference between Stoned Panda and Glookies genetics?
Stoned Panda comes from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, while Glookies is a cross of Gorilla Glue x Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. This creates different phenotype profiles: 85% Sativa / 45% Indica vs 30% Sativa / 70% Indica.
Which has better aroma, Stoned Panda or Glookies?
Stoned Panda features earthy, fruity, sweet notes, while Glookies offers diesel, lime aromas. The choice depends on your personal preference for terpene profiles.
Is Stoned Panda more productive than Glookies?
Stoned Panda yields approximately 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 indoors, while Glookies produces around 2.30 - 2.62 oz/ft2 | 700 - 800 g/m2. Both offer excellent production under optimal conditions.
What are the effects of Stoned Panda vs Glookies?
Stoned Panda is known for euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, while Glookies provides energetic, euphoric, relaxed characteristics. Both have distinct terpene profiles that contribute to their unique experiences.
Which variety flowers faster?
Stoned Panda has a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, compared to Glookies's 8 - 10 weeks. This difference can be important when planning your growing schedule.
Can I grow both varieties together?
Yes, both Stoned Panda and Glookies can be grown together. However, note that Stoned Panda reaches 9.84 ft | 3 m while Glookies grows to 4.92 ft | 1.5 m, so plan your space accordingly.
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