Stoned Panda and Hippo High are two popular American cannabis varieties known for their unique characteristics. In this comprehensive comparison, we analyze their differences in genetics, aroma, potency, plant structure, and yield to help you choose the option that best fits your preferences.
Comparison Table
| Characteristic | Stoned Panda | Hippo High |
|---|---|---|
| THC | 30 - 32% | 30 - 32% |
| CBD | Low - 0.2% | Low - 0.2% |
| Seed Type | Feminized | Feminized |
| Phenotype | 85% Sativa / 45% Indica | 70% Sativa / 30% Indica |
| Lineage | Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte | Girl Scout Cookies x Santa Muerte |
| Yield Indoor | 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 | 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 |
| Yield Outdoor | 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant | 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant |
| Height | 9.84 ft | 3 m | 9.84 ft | 3 m |
| Climate | Continental | Temperate |
| Harvest Month | All Season | All Season |
| Flowering Time | 10 - 12 weeks | 10 - 12 weeks |
| Flavor | Earthy, Fruity, Sweet | Fruity, Hashish |
| Effects | Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed | Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed |
| Medical | Depression, Pain, Stress | Depression, Pain, Stress |
| Terpenes | Beta Caryophyllene, D-limonene, Linalool, Myrcene | Beta Caryophyllene, D-limonene, Humulene, Linalool, Myrcene |
Genetics and Origin
The genetics of Stoned Panda come from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, creating a 85% Sativa / 45% Indica profile. This genetic combination provides unique characteristics that make it stand out among American cannabis varieties.
In contrast, Hippo High combines Girl Scout Cookies x Santa Muerte, resulting in a 70% Sativa / 30% Indica composition. The difference in genetic background creates distinct growth patterns and final product characteristics between these two strains.
Terpenes, Aroma and Flavor
Stoned Panda stands out with earthy, fruity, sweet notes. Its terpene profile includes beta caryophyllene, d-limonene, linalool, myrcene, creating a complex sensory experience that appeals to connoisseurs looking for distinctive aromatic profiles.
Hippo High offers fruity, hashish characteristics. With terpenes like beta caryophyllene, d-limonene, humulene, linalool, myrcene, this variety provides a different sensory journey, making it ideal for those seeking specific flavor profiles.
Production, Structure and Yield
Stoned Panda produces dense flowers with excellent resin production. Indoor yields range around 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2, while outdoor cultivation can achieve 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant. The plant reaches approximately 9.84 ft | 3 m and is well-suited for continental climates.
Hippo High develops a robust structure with vigorous growth. Indoor production is around 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2, with outdoor yields reaching 21.16 - 31.75 oz/plant | 600 - 900 g/plant. With a height of 9.84 ft | 3 m, this variety thrives in temperate conditions.
Which Variety is Right for You?
Stoned Panda is ideal for those seeking earthy, fruity, sweet flavors and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects. With THC levels of 30 - 32% and a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, it's a great choice for growers looking for a 85% sativa / 45% indica experience.
Hippo High better suits those who prefer fruity, hashish profiles and euphoric, happy, relaxed characteristics. Offering 30 - 32% THC with a flowering period of 10 - 12 weeks, this variety delivers a 70% sativa / 30% indica profile.
Final Conclusion
Both Stoned Panda and Hippo High are excellent choices, each with unique characteristics. If you're looking for earthy, fruity, sweet notes and euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, Stoned Panda is your best option. If you prefer fruity, hashish characteristics with euphoric, happy, relaxed properties, Hippo High will be the perfect fit.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Stoned Panda better than Hippo High?
Neither is objectively "better" - it depends on your preferences. Stoned Panda offers 30 - 32% THC with earthy, fruity, sweet flavors, while Hippo High provides 30 - 32% THC with fruity, hashish characteristics.
What's the difference between Stoned Panda and Hippo High genetics?
Stoned Panda comes from Granddaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, while Hippo High is a cross of Girl Scout Cookies x Santa Muerte. This creates different phenotype profiles: 85% Sativa / 45% Indica vs 70% Sativa / 30% Indica.
Which has better aroma, Stoned Panda or Hippo High?
Stoned Panda features earthy, fruity, sweet notes, while Hippo High offers fruity, hashish aromas. The choice depends on your personal preference for terpene profiles.
Is Stoned Panda more productive than Hippo High?
Stoned Panda yields approximately 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2 indoors, while Hippo High produces around 1.97 - 2.30 oz/ft2 | 600 - 700 g/m2. Both offer excellent production under optimal conditions.
What are the effects of Stoned Panda vs Hippo High?
Stoned Panda is known for euphoric, happy, relaxed effects, while Hippo High provides euphoric, happy, relaxed characteristics. Both have distinct terpene profiles that contribute to their unique experiences.
Which variety flowers faster?
Stoned Panda has a flowering time of 10 - 12 weeks, compared to Hippo High's 10 - 12 weeks. This difference can be important when planning your growing schedule.
Can I grow both varieties together?
Yes, both Stoned Panda and Hippo High can be grown together. However, note that Stoned Panda reaches 9.84 ft | 3 m while Hippo High grows to 9.84 ft | 3 m, so plan your space accordingly.
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